loversinvenice:

yourdisposablekid:

You’ve already undressed me with your eyes

i love watching a guy take off his shirt.

get-dressed-get-blessed:

WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT

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breadmaakesyoufat:

shut the fuck up hermione you fucking nerd.

condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

carlochian:

This worries me like what else am I supposed to do with them

captn-bucky:

bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

I think about this all the time

modified-mommy:

pleatedjeans:

An 8-year-old’s homework. via

and he got a fucking star 

seedy:

it’s 2014 and body hair still does the thing where it grows back when u get rid of it??? wow get ur shit together science 

telapathetic:

*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?

rnalevolent:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

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